Vintage Vehicle Virtuoso Mugs

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Coleridge'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Poetry repairman

Run from the hills!

Writer

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

The American Nightmare.

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Music Freak.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

James May

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Dante Alighieri