Vintage Vinyl Virtuoso Mugs

Beatless Convention - "I'm Terry...and who are you?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Large print rock'n'roll section

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Coleridge'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Poetry repairman

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Writer

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Music Freak.

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Alexander Pope

Leonard Cohen

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Turn down the bass."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

Barbara Streisand

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

James Russell Lowell