Vintage Vinyl Virtuoso Mugs

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Large print rock'n'roll section

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Writer

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Alexander Pope

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Music Freak.

"Turn down the bass."

Dante Alighieri

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

James Russell Lowell

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."