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Exercise Car.

"If you hear me scream . . . Dear God, Jesus Christ, what are you doing, then I want you to apply your foot to the brake!"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Garages are very sought-after in India...

'Elderhosteler on Board. Feel Free to Drive With Wild and Reckless Abandon.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Vegetable Cook

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Planting veggies

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Cooking with Pierre

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Coleridge'

Show and Tell.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.