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The reception here is awful!

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

A cat listening to a record player

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

Mix Breed

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Music Freak.

MP in a record shop.

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Tube men dancing.

Classix Collection: Flight of the Bumblebee

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Coleridge'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Poetry repairman

Writer

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'I'm a voice over artist.'