Vodka Virtuoso T-Shirts

Let the world know they’re a vodka virtuoso with our fun and edgy t-shirts, perfect for celebrating their expertise and sense of humor.

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"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks." mockup

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

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"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka." mockup

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

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"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka." mockup

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

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'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.' mockup

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

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Women drinking breakfast martinis. mockup

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

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"Right now, Kevin, my feelings are bouncing between disgust and admiration."

"Right now, Kevin, my feelings are bouncing between disgust and admiration." mockup

"Right now, Kevin, my feelings are bouncing between disgust and admiration."

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.' mockup

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

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'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?' mockup

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

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'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?' mockup

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

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'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

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Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless. mockup

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

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"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?" mockup

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

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"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album." mockup

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

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My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime! mockup

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

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Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

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