Vehicle Virtuoso Gifts

Exercise Car.

"If you hear me scream . . . Dear God, Jesus Christ, what are you doing, then I want you to apply your foot to the brake!"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Garages are very sought-after in India...

'Elderhosteler on Board. Feel Free to Drive With Wild and Reckless Abandon.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Vegetable Cook

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

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"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Cooking with Pierre

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Coleridge'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.