Vehicle Vaudevillian T-Shirts

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"He only made first four installments."

W.C.Fields

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Exercise Car.

"How deep are those pockets?"

Walter The Sea Monster

The Moe Howard Installation

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Peep show

Sleeping dummy.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

'I think that'll do!' (Car burps after being filled).

Moe-hawk.

"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."

Ventriloquist with faeces on his hands.

"We call ourselves the 3 Geniuses. Unfortunately, we never quite caught on."

Garages are very sought-after in India...

Pythagoras Revisited

"Why do you think cool cars are lame?"