Vaudevillian T-Shirts

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Moon

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Walter The Sea Monster

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

The Moe Howard Installation

Me... And My... Shadow...

Peep show

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

"Thanks for tuning in to our podcast."

Sleeping dummy.

"The Professor is ready for ANOTHER volunteer from the audience."

Clown silencers.

"Enough with the vuvuzela, Dad."

"I'm your hip replacement."

"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."

"Of course I didn't buy it to appreciate it --I bought it for it to appreciate."

Pythagoras Revisited

Ventriloquist with faeces on his hands.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'