Vaudevillian Prints

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

W.C.Fields

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Moon

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Robert Drake

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Walter The Sea Monster

The Moe Howard Installation

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Peep show

Me... And My... Shadow...

"Wow, you got us front row seats to the 'Dixie Cups!'"

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

Clown silencers.

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

"The Professor is ready for ANOTHER volunteer from the audience."

"Thanks for tuning in to our podcast."

Sleeping dummy.

"Enough with the vuvuzela, Dad."

"I'm your hip replacement."

Ventriloquist with faeces on his hands.

Moe-hawk.

"We call ourselves the 3 Geniuses. Unfortunately, we never quite caught on."

"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."

Pythagoras Revisited