Vaudeville Spectator Prints

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

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I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Beer Order

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Moon

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Football drummer