Vehicle Vaudevillian Gifts

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"He only made first four installments."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Walter The Sea Monster

Exercise Car.

"How deep are those pockets?"

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

The Moe Howard Installation

Peep show

Sleeping dummy.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

Pythagoras Revisited

'I think that'll do!' (Car burps after being filled).

"Why do you think cool cars are lame?"

Ventriloquist with faeces on his hands.

"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."

Garages are very sought-after in India...

A limo driver chases his car down a hill.