Vaudeville Enthusiast Gifts

"First you must see Dr. Ta, and then you must see Dr. Ra Ra, and after that you may see Dr. Boom T. Ay."

Pythagoras Revisited

W.C.Fields

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Moon

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

New around here?

Armless chainsaw juggler.

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Walter The Sea Monster

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

The Moe Howard Installation

Me... And My... Shadow...

Peep show

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

'How would you like a taste of civilization?'

Liptops in Stock.

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

"Wow, you got us front row seats to the 'Dixie Cups!'"

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

Clown silencers.

"The Professor is ready for ANOTHER volunteer from the audience."

Sleeping dummy.

"I'm your hip replacement."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'