Vaudeville Enthusiast Mugs

"First you must see Dr. Ta, and then you must see Dr. Ra Ra, and after that you may see Dr. Boom T. Ay."

Pythagoras Revisited

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Moon

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

New around here?

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Walter The Sea Monster

The Moe Howard Installation

Me... And My... Shadow...

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

Peep show

Sleeping dummy.

"The Professor is ready for ANOTHER volunteer from the audience."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

Clown silencers.

Liptops in Stock.

'How would you like a taste of civilization?'

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

"I'm your hip replacement."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Ventriloquist with faeces on his hands.

'I give up. What is it?'

Spectators at a coliseum