Vaudeville Aficionado Mugs

Walter The Sea Monster

The Moe Howard Installation

"We're changing the name from 'The Aristocrats' to 'The Republicans'."

Ventriloquist with faeces on his hands.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

The Selfie

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Canadian film production

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Moon

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Hollywood Breakup

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Hoxton map.

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."