Vaudeville Lover Gifts

Clock Ventriloquist - 'I can see his pendulum moving.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."

Moe-hawk.

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Moon

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

W.C.Fields

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

Tony Robinson

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Today. Documentary Film About Failed Corporations. (Note: No CEO's Were Harmed in the Collapse of These Industries.)

Walter The Sea Monster

Melania Trump

Peep show

Me... And My... Shadow...

Salvage Hunters

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

With Mort and Sadie so torn over what to see next Saturday night, they've ceased speaking. The parties have called in representatives. Mr. Park merely wishes to see a documentary that challenges the mind as well as the spirit. Whisper whisper whisper whisper ... My client merely wishes to withhold lovin'. Objection!

The Moe Howard Installation

"Sorry, but we are temporarily closed. Our servers are down."

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

Sleeping dummy.