Vaudeville Admirer Gifts

"Wow, you got us front row seats to the 'Dixie Cups!'"

Me... And My... Shadow...

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Country Bumpkin.

Taking a peek at the audience

Theatre Crowd

Scarpia from Tosca

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Knickerless Cage.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Moon

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'Sheep striptease'.

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Candy Corn Dracula

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Snow White and the seven veils.

Tony Robinson

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

W.C.Fields