Vaudeville Admirer Pillows

Me... And My... Shadow...

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Country Bumpkin.

Taking a peek at the audience

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Theatre Crowd

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Scarpia from Tosca

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Music Hall Dancers

Moon

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Candy Corn Dracula

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Snow White and the seven veils.

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Walter The Sea Monster