Vaudeville Fan Pillows

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Gladiator.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Moon

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Sheep striptease'.

Decaying corpse

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Peter Lorre caricature

'Another Scotch?'

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

"Never think outside the box!"

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Walter The Sea Monster

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.

'Your test results have come in and, as we feared, you're dead.'

Vampire Humor

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

The Moe Howard Installation

Dracula reading fang shui.

Cape costume