Vaudeville Lover Pillows

Clock Ventriloquist - 'I can see his pendulum moving.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Moon

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Walter The Sea Monster

Melania Trump

The Moe Howard Installation

Me... And My... Shadow...

Peep show

"Sorry, but we are temporarily closed. Our servers are down."

Clown silencers.

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

"The Professor is ready for ANOTHER volunteer from the audience."

Sleeping dummy.

I love coloured tights