Remote Control Virtuoso Pillows

'I hope you realise that speed channel surfing isn't an olympic sport.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Who called this meeting again?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Homo Zapiens

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote Control Duck

Penguin Remote

Busking during a pandemic

Remote control wars.

"5...4...3...2..."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

Submarine Hunter.

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Voice Recognition Software.

Remote work

Barking From Home

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.