Home Viewing Virtuoso Gifts

"He's considered a fixture, so he's included with the house."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

American Idle.

'There's nothing on.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat gets a hole in one

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Homo Zapiens

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"