Home Viewing Virtuoso Gifts

"He's considered a fixture, so he's included with the house."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'There's nothing on.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat gets a hole in one

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Homo Zapiens

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.