Home Viewing Enthusiast Gifts

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I didn't spark joy."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'3-D TV Kit'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."