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'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I didn't spark joy."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV jester.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV-Man

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'3-D TV Kit'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Child hooking into a television

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'