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"You've got to be kidding! Our camera is already full, and we weren't even on the scenic route?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Office of quality assurance"

Writer

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Music Freak.

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

James Russell Lowell

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.