Window Viewer Gifts

"Beware of watchdog."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Bird Torture.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Black hole setting

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Window in the Sky.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

View from the Window

Desert Mirage

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

Danger Noodle tho bored

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

Caveman at Computer

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Newspaper Window

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

What's going on here? Staring out the window for hours used to be my thing!