Window Viewer T-Shirts

"Beware of watchdog."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Bird Torture.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Black hole setting

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Window in the Sky.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Danger Noodle tho bored

Desert Mirage

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

Caveman at Computer

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Newspaper Window

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'