Window Watching T-Shirts

"We've got litter boxes, people have toilets - but they get the whole world."

'She's so put together!'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

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The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Window in the Sky.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Desert Mirage

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'Just look'in'

"What's worse, that or this?"

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

View from the Window

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."