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At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Bird Torture.

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

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"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Customer Convention

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Our giant sale now on!'

Window in the Sky.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"What's worse, that or this?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Desert Mirage

'Just look'in'

View from the Window

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"I need nothing and I want everything."

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"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

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