Window Gazing Gifts

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Bird Torture.

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

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"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Window in the Sky.

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'Just look'in'

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Desert Mirage

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

View from the Window

"What's worse, that or this?"

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

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