Landscape Gazing Gifts

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

Motor Tourism

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Nature Lovers

"Valet park only"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Rating the Sunset

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Set already!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

Hotel Room

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

J. M. W. Turner