Landscape Gazing Gifts

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

The Adventures of God

Motor Tourism

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Hither and Yon sign

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Nature Lovers

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Valet park only"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Set already!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Rating the Sunset

J. M. W. Turner

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Hotel Room

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,