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At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

'She's so put together!'

Bird Torture.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

Window in the Sky.

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

'Just look'in'

View from the Window

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Desert Mirage

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Newspaper Window

What's going on here? Staring out the window for hours used to be my thing!

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

Used Cars. Spot. It seats six comfortably -- Of course, only four of them can stick their heads out the window.

"I take it this is why it's called Brickview Estates."

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"What's he doing now?"

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."