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At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

'She's so put together!'

Bird Torture.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

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'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Window in the Sky.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Just look'in'

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Desert Mirage

View from the Window

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

Newspaper Window

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

Couple look out of a window shaped like a television screen.

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"