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An absence of shop assistants

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Our giant sale now on!'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'Just look'in'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"What's worse, that or this?"

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

"I take it this is why it's called Brickview Estates."

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Window of Opportunity

Christina's lockdown

'Good morning, my name's Chadkins and I'm here to put the fun back into buying double glazing.'

"Back when I was a kid, they only cost a penny."

'Christmas is a magical time - see how my hard earned cash just magically disappears.'

Gillbies' annual GIANT SALE!