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Woman in front of garden centre window sees flower pot that matches her hat.

'I'm sure you enjoyed window shopping just as much as one of your spending sprees, dear.'

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

I love the way her nose turns up at the end! It's from pressing it up against dress shop windows.

'Did you enjoy yourself window shopping, dear?'

"Of course you can try on the dress in the window, but we would prefer you to use the changing room."

ANTIQUES: Buyers and Lookers

Cut Price

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

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"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"