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You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'She's so put together!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Wow!"

Doulton Canada Geese

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair