Window Aficionado Mugs

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'She's so put together!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Board Game Hunter

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Man and woman buying furniture.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Wow!"

Doulton Canada Geese

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"