Window Enthusiast Mugs

"Good afternoon Sir. I was just passing and couldn't help wondering if you might be considering new double glazing?"

"No A.C., but who needs it when you've got this kind of cross-ventilation?"

"Have you not considered upgrading to unleaded windows?"

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

French windows.

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

Don�t hang up, sir - you haven't got a wrong number.

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'She's so put together!'

Good News about winter

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Brickie's Mate

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Slippery, huh?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."