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"Good afternoon Sir. I was just passing and couldn't help wondering if you might be considering new double glazing?"

"No A.C., but who needs it when you've got this kind of cross-ventilation?"

"Have you not considered upgrading to unleaded windows?"

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

French windows.

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

Don�t hang up, sir - you haven't got a wrong number.

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'She's so put together!'

Good News about winter

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Brickie's Mate

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Slippery, huh?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."