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Scot Shops For A Girls' Bicycle

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Customer Convention

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Our giant sale now on!'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Just look'in'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

I'll have that first pair you showed me. Sorry, they were sold an hour ago!

"I take it this is why it's called Brickview Estates."

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

Womens dressing rooms.

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

'Christmas is a magical time - see how my hard earned cash just magically disappears.'