Window Shopping Wizard T-Shirts

'Christmas is a magical time - see how my hard earned cash just magically disappears.'

Woman begging surrounded by shopping bags - 'In Debt, Please help'

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Customer Convention

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Just look'in'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"Wow, is this the new bomb blast express drone delivery service?"

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

Christina's lockdown

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