Window Shopping Wizard T-Shirts

'Christmas is a magical time - see how my hard earned cash just magically disappears.'

Woman begging surrounded by shopping bags - 'In Debt, Please help'

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

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'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Just look'in'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"I take it this is why it's called Brickview Estates."

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"Wow, is this the new bomb blast express drone delivery service?"

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"We're out of fresh beefsteak so this is the next best option."

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."