Virtual Window Shopper T-Shirts

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

'Our giant sale now on!'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'Just look'in'

"It looked different on the internet."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"What's worse, that or this?"

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"It's just not the same."

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"I take it this is why it's called Brickview Estates."

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

'It didn't look that big on eBay!!'