Digital Window Shopper T-Shirts

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Customer Convention

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Our giant sale now on!'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"It looked different on the internet."

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Just look'in'

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

e-procurement

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"