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"These pills are resulting in addiction...I'm addicted to coming in here and buying up all your other lovely stuff."

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Our giant sale now on!'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Just look'in'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"I need nothing and I want everything."

Men and Women's changing rooms

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"