Window Shopper Extraordinaire Pillows

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"These pills are resulting in addiction...I'm addicted to coming in here and buying up all your other lovely stuff."

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

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"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'Our giant sale now on!'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Just look'in'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Men and Women's changing rooms

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"I need nothing and I want everything."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

Animal Crackers. Free-range animal crackers.

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'