The Window Gazer T-Shirts

Are you really so good-looking as to justify yet another glance?

The Googler

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'She's so put together!'

Bird Torture.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Technology and literature

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'What if I promise not to look?'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

Window in the Sky.

'No, I'm not interested in tsunami insurance.'

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

View from the Window

'Beret Night at the Museum'