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"Rodney, I think the cat wants to come in!"

"In times like these you appreciate the important things in life. Like taking for granted the important things in life."

"Are the offline privacy settings available."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

Time for vacation, time for work.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Harv works the red shift.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Quitting time

History Department

'Happy New Year!'

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

Internal Clock

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'Is it home time yet?'

Girls in bed