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'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"Three goals in five years and you're no spring chicken anymore... well, we sold you to someone who was very interested."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'The World Trade Organization declared him a barely-tolerated nation.'

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

"Beware of watchdog."

Degas: l'iphone

Internal Clock

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DVD and Goliath - "When Harry met Sally on widescreen, mmm"

'You'll lose all your powers to Brussels.'

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

'Next on the five O'clock news, a consumer report on how to protect what's in your wallet.'

"How did my discovery get picked over yoga pants?"

"God, I was magnificent!"

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

'If mobile phones become too popular we'll have nowhere to sit !'

"Have you seen the video, '20 Things To Do Before You Die'?"