Video Platform Viewer Gifts

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Black hole setting

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Danger Noodle tho bored

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

"Beware of watchdog."

Abstract Paintings.

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

"God, I was magnificent!"

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

They all have such big nostrils.

"Have you seen the video, '20 Things To Do Before You Die'?"

'Moby Dick? Let's see ... Would you like the DVD, the podcast or the interpretive dance?'

'That's not the news, I left my video game on,'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

Gentlemen of Japan