Video Watchers Gifts

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Cariactures

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Bird Torture.

Tree house.

Glance Exchange

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Och lye the news'

Coffee shop

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'