Video Tutorial Watchers Gifts

"It's easier to learn new tricks if you watch it first on YouTube."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Tree house.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'Och lye the news'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

Man ignores a football kicked through the window because his attention is on the TV.

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.