Youtube Tutorial Fan Gifts

"Well, if I were you, I'd first watch a couple YouTube videos, then I'd screw it up."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

We're With Stupid

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

The mummified remains of about 40 Buddhist monks were discovered in China, Mongolia and India. All the mummies were found sitting in the lotus position. Many believe that these monks sat so still, meditated for so long, and slowed their heart rates and body functions so much that they became mummified alive ... and they believe that whether those mummies are 200, 600, or 1,000 years old ... they're still alive. Where'd you hear all that? "Strange Mysteries." It's a Youtube channel. I wrote to th

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

"I've learned so much from it, it only seems reasonable to deduct the time I've spent on YouTube as an educational expense."

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

'Actually, we just run your name through Youtube.'

Man trying to create what the presenter on TV programme has created!

'So, for every day that your math grade stays below a B, your father will post a video of himself on YouTube.'

I haven't seen Uncle Mort lately. Are you serious? How could you miss him? Ever since Youtube started demonetizing channels left and right, it's been driving independent content creators out of business. Your uncle's out front trying to get people to sign a petition to save his favorite show. "Oatmeal News" told us what the incontinence industry didn't want us to hear about staying regular!

I can watch tv anywhere I bet that blows your mind. Why's that, loser? Tap tap tap tap. Because in your day, a televisions was a 5-ton steam-powered machine. You had to crank a handle to make it run … and "running" meant a curtain would open and two old-timey people in the box would act out a silent tv show. Wait ... are you trying to insult me ... or are you getting your history from Youtube again? "Buck-Naked Historian" has 5 million subscribers, so it must be accurate.

"Hear ye! hear ye!... But first these messages..."

You know how I was watching "Highway to Heaven" on Youtube? Yeah. You loved it, but then once you saw that "Birds of a Feather" episode, you hated it. Yeah. But now I love it again, because of season 2 episode 18: "To Bind the Wounds." Particularly the scene starting at 36 minutes and 11 seconds, and the rest of the way through. By the end of it, I was sobbing like a baby. I don't think there's anything worse than a grown man sobbing at his iPhone. You can see me sob at the 43:28 mark in my reac